William Esche
The days of rolling a joint on your lap or using a makeshift apple bong are long gone (thankfully). You no longer have to scour the deep dark web just to find a high-quality pipe that actually looks good and works better.
Nowadays, you have access to so many awesome products right at your fingertips. Since there’s such a huge selection, one problem you might run into is finding the absolute coolest stoner accessories out there.
Luckily, we’ve got your back, and we know exactly what a stoner connoisseur like you needs.
Accessories No Stoner Should Be Without
1. Pipes
You know we had to put pipes right at the beginning because that’s where it all starts and ends. We feel like countless people are still holding on to their dusty, broken pipes for sentimental reasons. But what they don’t understand is that they’re missing out on the opportunity to own some incredible pipes that work with almost any budget.
For example, take this 10-inch Gandalf pipe from GRAV, which looks smooth, and comes in a whole bunch of different colors. It is, by far, one of the coolest stoner accessories out there that’s bound to satisfy all of your smoking needs.
If you frequently enjoy geeking out over Middle Earth check out our “Nerdiest Lord of the Rings Inspired Pipes” roundup!
On the other hand, if you want something more quirky or cooky, you could get the Wake & Bake Frying Pan pipe or the Shelly water pipe. These two are so cool, you could literally display them on a shelf or put them up as decorations.
We also wanted to mention a pocket option for those of you who are always on the go. Silverstick’s one-hitter is a piece of engineering genius. Made of metal and in covert and party sizes, this filtered hitter is perfect for flying under the radar yet flying high at the same time.
2. Vaporizers
Vaporizers are one of the most rapidly advancing smoke technology sub-niches, as battery design and high-grade materials are ever evolving new crazy hybrid products, like the Hydrology9 portable hydro-vaporizer by Cloudious9.
Featuring the integrated oven for flower and portable nature of a vaporizer with the water filtration of a bong, the Hydrology9 is pretty much the Cadillac of portable vapes in our opinion.
If you’re more into the smooth and silky touch of a vape pen, allow us to introduce you to the coolest stoner accessories that hit the market. For one, you have the MiG DRAY vaporizer that has a Quartz heating coil, 1,800 mAh battery, and wedge-lipped chamber.
But if you’re looking for something more luxurious, we definitely recommend the Puffco Peak. This bad boy has a heavy-duty rubberized base with hand-blown glass on top. The Puffco also has an intelligent temperature calibration feature, as well as haptic feedback.
Albeit extremely cool, the Puffco Peak is a bit complex and comes with a hefty price tag. Luckily, we have the perfect vaporizer for all of you beginners out there — the Dynavap Starter Kit. It has everything you need to start vaping and vibing, including a triple torch lighter, small SnapStash, and cotton cleaners.
3. Lighters, Grinders, and Ashtrays
While we’re on the topic of essentials, our accessory guide would not be complete without lighters, grinders, and ashtrays. Of course, we know you’ll end up getting whatever works best for you and your smoking style, but these are just some of the coolest stoner accessories that we’ve found.
For example, you can buy the Stashlight Doob Tube & Lighter that has a unique shape, which allows you to store one joint in it, and it comes in two colors.
You could also get something like the VioSparc Flameless Lighter or the LighterBro Lighter Sleeve. All three of these are compact, durable, and compatible with almost every smoking scenario.
Another accessory that no stoner should be without is definitely a high-end grinder. Depending on your style and personal preferences, we recommend Lionhead Laser Engraved grinder. It comes in six different colors, and you can get Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, and Zelda themes.
We also wanted to mention Pilot Diary Mandala Series and Brando Moon grinders.
No matter which one you end up getting, it’s sure to make your high noons even higher. Lastly, we have to talk about ashtrays, because c’mon;
You know that you shouldn’t be using crumpled up aluminum foil or an empty pack of cigarettes anymore.
With that said, our top two favorite ashtrays are the Kylin Express Glass, and Kashtray, which would make any rolling station or living room chill zone pop.
4. Rolling Trays and Dab Pads
You’re probably thinking Sure, you’ve shown me the coolest stoner accessories, but where exactly am I supposed to keep them? And the answer is — on your dope rolling trays, of course.
Rolling trays come in various different styles and color schemes, so you’re guaranteed to find something that you love.
Our personal favorite themes have been Ladies’ Night Out, French Fries, and Donuts.
But if you’re trying to stay away from plastic, we also recommend Raw’s Triple Flip Bamboo tray, which is made of wood and has a built-in ashtray.
We also wanted to take a second to write about dab pads, which are so important, especially if you have a lot of glass pieces.
Just like rolling trays, they come in a wide variety of different themes and styles, like Rick and Morty, Einstein, Scooby-Doo, and many others.
5. Apparel
We won’t go into too much detail when it comes to apparel, because the choices are seemingly endless. But we do want to mention that, nowadays, you can get pretty much any item of clothing with a canna-inspired design. It can be as subtle or dramatic as you want, the choice is completely up to you.
For example, you could get this shirt with a clock that reads 4:20 or the trippy kush tee. Of course, there are also onesies, swimsuits, costumes, and so so much more. Basically, the sky’s the limit with the types of weed merch and apparel you can get these days.
Final Thoughts
Let’s be blunt: most of these accessories are more than just eye-candy. They help keep your stoner life organized and help you handle any and all smoking situations. Also, any of these accessories will make you look like you know what you’re doing when it comes to weed.
And at this point, there’s no excuse for you to be using makeshift pipes, lighters, or ashtrays. So start shopping for the coolest stoner accessories now, and become part of the stoned age once and for all.
